"JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP CHURCH " AND OTHER RIDICULOUS CHURCH NAMES IN NIGERIA

You might find most of these church names absolutely ridiculous, some might even say that these churches do not exist and the names were made up. But this is a country where people name their children "It is Well, Preservation, Economy, Elementary, Implication" and etc. There is also a school in Nigeria named after the current US president, Barrack Obama.

So, these churches do exist! Well, I believe most of them do. Check out the list below.Who knows? Your church might be on the list too!

·        Jesus Of God Mission ( Imo State )
·        God's Mennonite Church
·        Guided Missiles Church
·        JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY'
·        Healing Has Begun Ministry
·        God's Own Ministry
·        The True Assemblies of God Church
·         Jehovah Sharp Sharp (Festac, Lagos )
·        Hurricane Miracle Ministry
·        Healing Tsunami Ministry
·        Satan in Trouble Ministry
·        Fire for Fire Ministry
·        FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt )
·        Run For Your Life Ministry
·        ·  The Yoke Must Broke Ministry
·        ·         Jesus Heal Ministry
·        ·         Face to face ministry
·        ·         Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
·        ·         Liquid Fire Ministries ( Suleja , Niger State)
·        ·         By fire By Fire Ministry
·        ·         HOLY FIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
·        ·         David Killed Goliath Ministry ( Kaduna)
·        ·         House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
·        ·         JESUS IN HIS MIGHTINESS GLOBAL MINISTRY
·        ·         OPM - Other people's money (PH) (I have to be sure my source is right about this, but if Run for Your Life Chapel exists, why not OPM?)
·        ·         God in action ministries
·        ·         Moving mountain gospel church
·        ·         MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD
·        ·         Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgbasa)
·        ·         Power Foundation Ministries, Aba .
·        ·         HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY ( Abuja )
·        ·         HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
·        ·         JESUS NEVER bleep UP MINISTRY ( Benin )
·        ·         Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry
·        ·         Accredited Church of God
·        ·         Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
·        ·         Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
·        ·         Ministry Of The unclad Wire - Bayelsa State
·        ·         LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD

·        ·         Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here ministries - Benin
·        ·         God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power"
·        ·         Fire burn ministries
·        ·         JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY - Portharcourt
·        ·         Happy Go Lucky Church of God Almighty In Jesus Name Amen - Abeokuta
·        ·         Old time religion ministry
·        ·         Strong Hand of God ministry
·        ·         Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
·        ·         Trigger happy ministry. (Motto- always firing the devil)
·        ·         KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - Ibadan
·        ·         Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
·        ·         SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS
·        ·         Perfect Christianity Ministry
·        ·         Elshaddai Shall Not Die Ministries

Read More

PARENTS GIVE BABY GIRL A TWITTER-INSPIRED NAME - HASHTAG

Crazy baby names are nothing new. In fact, in recent years they've become endemic in our culture, with entire websites devoted to bad baby names, deliberate misspellings masquerading as parental "creativity," and celebrities who go way way  past "unusual" and into "Wait. What?" territory (like actor Jason Lee, who named his child Pilot Inspektor in 2003).But Hashtag? As in, well, #hashtag? Really? Really.

"Hashtag Jameson was born at 10 o'clock last nite," the proud parent announced on Facebook Saturday night. "She weys 8pounds and i luv her so much!!!!!!" Spelling-challenged friends started leaving equally creative congratulations in the comments. "Aww babes you finally had youre Tweetybird xxx," one wrote. 

Some internet commenters have questioned whether the announcement is just a poorly executed viral marketing campaign for a certain brand of whiskey -- #Jameson?

Others tweeted slightly crueler hashtags of their own: #Foolishparents, #YourParentsHateYou, #StupidestNameEver. Many, many commenters all over the internet wondered about the parents' mental stability. 

Despite the outrage over this most recent naming debacle, parents have always named their kids after things that are important to them, whether it's a beloved relative, "The Hunger Games," a hot celebrity, glittery vampires -- or, today, social media. In February 2011, a man in Egypt named his firstborn daughter Facebook -- a nod to the role that the website played at the start of the Arab Spring. In Israel, Lior Adler and his wife, Vardit, named their little girl "Like" when she was born in May 2011 (the couple also named one of their older daughters Pie because they enjoy cooking, they said). Now that little Hashtag has arrived, all we need is a tiny Tumblr, an adorable "@," and sweet little "YouTube" and the social media baby name trend will be properly established. 

We're sure that little Hashtag will find a way to avoid problems on the playground (she can always say her real name is Taggart, as in Romney, or get even more conventional and call herself Ash, short for Ashley). Still, she's likely to face a few issues down the road that her social-media loving parents probably hadn't thought about. "I'm betting she'll go by 'Ash' but her classmates will know her real name," wagered Carlo Sta. Romana in the comments at Mashable. "Wonder what it'll be like in 20 years when she'll have to explain what a hashtag is?" 

Source

Read More